Welcome, humans! Thanks so much for joining us.
Please feel free to dive into the conversation but remember to keep it kind and clean. We welcome insight, thoughtful critique, non-violent disagreement and sharing of personal stories. If you feel like personally attacking someone, being vulgar, whiny or just downright rude then please go and play in traffic (Thankyoucomeagain!).
If your sensibilities have been irrevocably offended, you may confront the person who caused much shame to your family honour by initiating a duel on your own time. You have to ask for a duel though and yeah, it’s kinda awkward.
I’d like to recommend the following venting words/expressions:
Cheese and bread!
Frak (and any derivation thereof)
Shiitake mushrooms! (I like food. A lot.)
Shut the front door!